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FULL MOVIE LINK DOWN BELOW  REVIEW you need to know that  Pirates of Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales  is the fifth  Pirates  film starring  Johnny Depp  as Captain Jack Sparrow. It focuses on a mission Sparrow shares with Henry Turner ( Brenton Thwaites ) -- the only son of earlier franchise stars William Turner ( Orlando Bloom ) and Elizabeth Swann ( Keira Knightley ), neither of whom appears much in the film. This time around, an older, drunker (he downs a  lot  of rum) Sparrow faces yet another great enemy: the ghost of a pirate-killing Spanish captain,  Salazar ( Javier Bardem ). As usual for this series, expect lots of action violence and a high body count, with lots of close-range sword-fighting and killings (Salazar only ever leaves one man alive aboard a ship). People die in gun battles, from drowning, via burning, and from having their throats slit. The romance is light and limited to Sparr...

FULL MOVIE LINK AT THE BOTTOM  REVIEW: Even tweens may find themselves underwhelmed by the new live-action film based on what  —  for many of them   may be their favorite Mattel action figure. Delivering a bland cinematic origin story which seems calculated to boost Christmas toy sales,  Max Steel  is a stillborn, would-be franchise starter, sneaked into multiplexes without advance critic screenings.   The story revolves around sixteen-year-old Max McGrath (Ben Winchell, perfect for posters on teenage girls' walls), who moves to a new town with his widowed mother Molly (Maria Bello). Max's scientist father was killed years earlier in an industrial accident that may or may not have been caused by a tornado. More than once, Max is told by people he meets, including his dad's former colleague (Andy Garcia), that his father "was a very special man." Max is just starting to develop a romantic relationship with the attractive young Sophia (Ana V...